By Jon Ferry
Life’s ups and downs can make you feel like
a pony on a merry-go-round
or trapped at the bottom of a mine
unable to hear or make a sound.
So don’t berate or beat yourself up …
that is for your pit-bull pals to do.
Try instead to bring structure into
your world. Don’t just treat it like a zoo.
Remind yourself that you live in a
Goldilocks zone, not too hot or cold …
and that you’re an alert antelope
both wild and beautifully controlled.
Now, you may think of yourself as a
loner opting for a stress-free life.
But your most important decision
will be picking a husband or wife.
So, sniff around, breathe the seaside air,
and hold on tight to your sanity …
while you figure out when and how to
fully embrace your humanity.